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  1. (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  2. Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  3. Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  4. Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  5. Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  6. Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  7. (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  8. Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  9. (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  10. Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  11. Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  12. Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  13. (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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charleyandthediamonds:

lipstickstainedlove:

waytoomuchinformation:

audy-teaze:

ivy-and-twine:

Man Crush Monday:  Jason Momoa

Crush crush any day

Hummina hummina

welp

*wolfwhistles*

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

(Source: turnaboutcomingout)

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yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

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When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

(Source: chrisprattings)

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third-personomniscient:

nothinbutmaggotybread:

when i see a cute boy

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I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded

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Being self-critical is good; being self-hating is destructive. There’s a very fine line there somewhere, and I walk it carefully.

(Source: benedictinblue)

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Mark Ruffalo: The Fangirl

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